VERIPEEPIL

Behold the wonderous beauty of these CREATURES. Even though snot & blood leak from every one of their orifices they are still beautiful. Even though they LOVE to take COCAINE and even though they LOVE to eat the ANUS'S OF THE HOMELESS they are still quite beautiful. Don't you think that they are cute? Chances are you don't know yet because your still reading this. Well Guess what? I'm going to make this as FUCKING LONG as possible to piss you off. Is that long enough for you? Are you REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF yet? I bet your fucking pissed off right now. This paragraph is SO LONG. It's about as LONG as my WEENER. What do you think of that...? What's that? The paragraph is only 2 inches long? Well my weener is much longer than that. Really. It's not 2 inches it's much larger and longer. ABOUT as long as this paragraph is about to be. If I have to make it 4 billion inches than I will because that's how long my weenie is.

SPECIMEN 4 BILLION

FLAT FOODS

This is actually one of my lab assistants. I took this picture of FLAT FOODS while he was WHACKING OFF to some VERIPLOOKING. He was so surprised and PISSED OFF!! We have MUCH fun here in the dome.

KISS MY AURA

She is SO FUCKING KINKY, MAN!! We COULD make several hundred disgusting pornographic films in the course of a VERIDAY with the shit that AURA does. OH WONDERFUL, BOUNDLESS PERVERSITY! WOULD LIFE BE WORTH LIVING WITHOUT VAGINA, TITTY, BLOW JOBS, AND ANAL SEX? THE ANSWER IS FUCKING HELL NO, PEOPLE!!! If you knew anything about BEING NOT STUPID than I wouldn't have to explain this bull shit to you!!! GODDAMNIT! What the FUCk is wrong with you little shits? Why is it every time I try to make you UNSTUPID you fight me!?!? JUST LET ME FUCK YOU! Er.. I mean EDUCATE YOU! heh heh... oh fuckin' hell no.. I really let the fuckin' cat out of the old bag just now...